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In Haddonfield, Attorney Complains about The Law

At approximately 4 minutes past lunch earlier today, an Attorney in Haddonfield was overheard complaining about the law. 

The attorney, who was dressed not in a suit - but rather in borderline ugly olive colored chinos and a turtleneck sweater, was observed exiting his Audi on Kings Highway and taking swipes at the parking meter.

A bystander, who wished to remain anonymous, reports that the attorney bemoaned local parking codes that required him to pay for parking at the meter.

"He was incredulous. He complained so much about paying for parking that his face was red and he kicked his tire. I hope he broke a toe, because it was really annoying. And I hate attorneys. I was sued by one once. He was a real jerk. My neighbor's an attorney, and I pretend to like him but really I hate him" said the anonymous bystander.

Eye witnesses report that following the 10 minute tantrum, the attorney made his way into his office for tea and lawsuits.

Any other peoples familiar with this incident are urged to contact Haddonfield Extra! immediately. Please reach out in the comments.

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